As I was searching the Internets for the informational pamphlet "So You've Decided to get Laser Teeth," I came upon the pamphlet with the above name by accident. I thought to myself "wait a minute, I'm literate, occasionally clever, and always opinionated... why don't I have a blog?"
After thinking about that quandary for about 10 minutes, I gave up and went on searching for the laser teeth thing, eager to obliterate small and large objects with laser beams emitted from my teeth. But this morning I decided to register here on blogspot (or I guess now it's called blogger.com, whatever) and give this whole blogging thing a go.
Am I 10 years behind the curve? Absolutely. Has that ever stopped me before? Absolutely not. In fact I'm awaiting new Sega Saturn releases as we speak.
As for the title... well, it's the best I could do after my first six attempts were shot down. Who knew Murphy's Musings would be taken? It's not that popular of a last name, is it? Maybe that's my cousin Eddie Murphy's private blog. Or maybe it's Troy Murphy's blog about all the great times he has living in Indianapolis... probably not.
I'm not going to pretend that Two Steps Towards Madness will have any direction (other than towards madness, of course) or theme; you're going to get whatever nonsense falls out of my head and through my fingertips. Won't that make it more fun? I think so.
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"There are so many different types of laser teeth to choose from, which one is right for me?"
2 steps towards madness? is that like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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